HCB + Goblin = TLF

   Okay, so I've explained HCB in previous blogs, but this is the first I'm mentioning Goblin. Thank you CPK for the suggestion on the nick name. Goblin is one of the Space Invaders that I talked about in a past blog. She is unfortunately the one Space Invader I can take credit for hiring. 

   She has a very unkempt appearance, long untamed greasy hair and is usually wearing dirty clothes. She talks excessively regardless if you appear interested or not.  She also tends to say inappropriate things to customers such as giving legal advice or how to get away from an abusive spouse. I have once heard her talk conspiracy theories surrounding 9/11 with a customer.

   On Goblin's way out she stopped by my desk to talk about my decision on declining her the Tier 2 back-up position. During the conversation HCB of course had to butt his way into it. Goblin of course didn't seem to mind and they talked for a second before leaving.

   This little interaction of theirs got me to thinking about how they are pretty much the exact same person. They are perfect for each other and should get married, but then I thought about the idea of them procreating and wished I hadn't had the thought in the first place.